Last night I discovered law school student blogs, most notably the Namby Pamby, and decided to try my hand at an electronic chronicling of my own experiences/observations/mental breakdown(s).

Who I am: a restless girl who plays with anagrams of her name to come up with a clever blog title

What I am: a 1L

Where I am: 2nd tier midwestern law school in my hometown

Why I chose law school: Lawyers can make a shit ton of money and I have expensive ambitions

When I had the dream I got shot point blank in the head: night before the first day of classes

How I plan to cope with the next three years: ashtanga yoga and a bootleg bottle of ritalin